Here we are, approaching the July 4th holiday weekend. No longer are we under the heavy hand of Great Britain or King George (watch it with the wise cracks), but we are under a certain form of tyranny in the form of an energy policy that dictates and limits how we go about living our lives.
Tomorrow, I will publish a proclamation addressing a much-needed change of course:
The Declaration of Energy Independence.
Stay tuned, and enjoy your barbecue eggplant kabobs and not driving this weekend...